Entering the New World

By Richard ~ June 27th, 2015 @ 5:24 am Comments Off

When I was younger, we used to complain about how hot is would get during the summer. Then we would go crazy turning up the portable fans as high as they would go! Luckily, we do not live in the twelfth century any more. Our new family home is modern and it has a working air conditioning Manchester unit! I know that today this is not a big deal. However, in Europe, many people do not have an AC unit. They suffer through the heat as they have done for decades! I do not know how those people do it! I am dying if it is over seventy degrees outside! I am so glad we live in a country that has an AC unit in each house! I do not know how people in the past put up with it. America is seriously the most modern and convenient place to live in the world!

Love Advice

By Richard ~ April 7th, 2015 @ 4:49 am Comments Off

If I could give one piece of advice to all of my single friends, I would encourage them to join an online website to meet new people. One of the best things that you can do for yourself is to broaden your horizons to be able to meet as many new people as possible. Of course, not all of these people will remain a part of your life, but you can meet some really great people online.

Online dating is especially great for people who have a hard time meeting new people in a social setting. I have always been shy, so I relate to people better online because I can take the time to gather my thoughts into a chat message or e-mail. Meeting people online is great because you can find out if you have anything common before you commit to seeing each other in person on a date.

The Deer

By Richard ~ March 16th, 2015 @ 7:28 am Comments Off

There was a deer, where the corn fields grow. He trotted through my home even though I said no. He ate the corn, then ate the seed, and then drank from the lake by my apple tree. Then came a snake that chilled by the rake next to this bunny that thought everything was funny. They all lived deep in the woods and over the hills but not near grandmothers’ house. To grandmother’s house they never go. They lived across from the old lady in a shoe but theirs was much better because theirs was new. The deer grew and grew from the corn he ate and ate. Eventually, the snake died next to the NCR pads and of course the bunny just laughed and laughed while the deer got big and fat.

Double Meaning

By Richard ~ January 21st, 2015 @ 5:12 am Comments Off

Working at the grocery warehouse on the night shift is hard.  I lost one of the two invoice NCR books in my possession. My right hand was cramping so I cut some corners and quickly jotted down the order on the invoice sheet.

I rushed towards my manger Mike, thrusting the paper towards him.

“Daisy look at this!” He said

I took the invoice back and understood what he thought I was implying.

I wrote hug,smile,kiss,for,Daisy.

I added three fives and gave the paper back to him.

“You know about workplace conduct..”

I snatched the paper realizing what was wrong. I wrote the corrections 5 cases of Hug juices, 5 cases of Smile pizza, 5 cases of Hersey kisses,and 4 cases of Daisy black tea.

The embarrassing thing about this interaction was that Justine, one of my co workers, told him that I liked him earlier.

I was just trying to cut corners nothing more.

Further Reading

Entering the New World

Love Advice

The Deer

Double Meaning

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