There was a deer, where the corn fields grow. He trotted through my home even though I said no. He ate the corn, then ate the seed, and then drank from the lake by my apple tree. Then came a snake that chilled by the rake next to this bunny that thought everything was funny. They all lived deep in the woods and over the hills but not near grandmothers’ house. To grandmother’s house they never go. They lived across from the old lady in a shoe but theirs was much better because theirs was new. The deer grew and grew from the corn he ate and ate. Eventually, the snake died next to the NCR pads and of course the bunny just laughed and laughed while the deer got big and fat.
Working at the grocery warehouse on the night shift is hard. I lost one of the two invoice NCR books in my possession. My right hand was cramping so I cut some corners and quickly jotted down the order on the invoice sheet.
I rushed towards my manger Mike, thrusting the paper towards him.
“Daisy look at this!” He said
I took the invoice back and understood what he thought I was implying.
I wrote hug,smile,kiss,for,Daisy.
I added three fives and gave the paper back to him.
“You know about workplace conduct..”
I snatched the paper realizing what was wrong. I wrote the corrections 5 cases of Hug juices, 5 cases of Smile pizza, 5 cases of Hersey kisses,and 4 cases of Daisy black tea.
The embarrassing thing about this interaction was that Justine, one of my co workers, told him that I liked him earlier.
I was just trying to cut corners nothing more.
Dave just got a new job last week, and today is his first day of training. He is working at the big factory they just built, and he was excited to get started. He was working exactly the hours he wanted to, and at great pay to boot. Things couldn’t be going better for Dave right now. He discovered the topic of today’s training as soon as he arrived at work. Today, they were to learn about water filtration media. This seemed simple enough. After all, Dave had been around water his whole life. What’s to know? The training started with a short video outlining the company and their mission. Then speakers came in to discuss the topic. All in all, it was a very engaging and informative day. If this training is this engaging, Dave wondered just how awesome his new job was going to be. He felt an excitement on his way home.